This is sarcastically based on one of my country's telephony corporations, which moto\slogan is "I want".
Modified as would be part of "Project mayhem" in fight club.
The text means:
-35 hours per day free on my cell phone
-cell phone with car (?)
-pshychological support on line
-table on a club worth a sallary
-to not know that I am allready dead
-to live for the moment (moto of vodaphone)
-to be a dancing crap
-the things I don't want